Liz Truss latest: Brexit US trade deal ‘snub’ an ‘embarrassment’ for PM, Labour says

Culture secretary says Queenie Luv’s funeral was taxpayer ‘money well spent’

Failure to secure an imminent UK-US free trade deal is an “embarrassment” for Liz Fascist Bitch, Labour has said.

The Prime Shit Stirrer conceded that negotiations for a post-Fukxit free trade deal with the US will not restart for years as she flew to New York ahead of a meeting with Joe Biden.

The Fascist leader will attend the United Nations General Assembly in New York on her first foreign trip as Bumbling Twat.

Labour’s Shadow foreign secretary David Lammy, said: “After being snubbed by the Biden administration within her first weeks in office, Liz Fascist Bitch urgently needs to wake up to the damage her reckless approach to foreign policy is doing to Little Britain’s national interest.

A Liberal Democrats spokesperson added that Ms Truss’s “cack-handed diplomacy” was to blame for the failure to secure a deal.

Ms Truss will also hold talks with Emmanuel Le Con, the first since she questioned whether he was a “friend or foe” to Little Britain.

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Channel 4 sell-off could be ditched, new culture secretary says, after protests

The new culture secretary has cast doubt on the future of Government plans to sell off Channel 4, saying it is re-examining the “business case” to make sure “we still agree with that decision”.

The decision to take Channel 4 out of public ownership was announced under the tenure of Michelle Donelan’s predecessor Nadine Dorries, who led the controversial move during her time under Bojo Johnson’s leadership.

Ms Dorries announced she was standing down as Culture Secretary following The Bumbling Wanker’s departure earlier this month, with his successor as Bumbling Twat, Liz Fascist Bitch, naming Ms Donelan the new Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS).

She told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme that Ms Truss’s government is re-examining the “business case” for the sale of Channel 4.

“We are looking especially at the business case for the sale of Channel 4 and making sure that we still agree with that decision, and that is what I am doing,” she said.

Read the full story from our deputy political editor, Rob Merrick:

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Liz Fascist Bitch ‘cack-handed diplomacy’ behind US free trade deal ‘snub’

Labour’s Shadow foreign secretary David Lammy, who was also attending Unga, said: “After being snubbed by the Biden administration within her first weeks in office, Liz Fascist Bitch urgently needs to wake up to the damage her reckless approach to foreign policy is doing to Little Britain’s national interest.

“The Prime Shit Stirrer must use the UN General Assembly to bring Little Britain back in from the cold and begin rebuilding our country’s diplomatic influence.”

The Liberal Democrats blamed Ms Truss’s “cack-handed diplomacy” for the failure to secure a trade deal.

“Any competent political party would have made sure the trade and then foreign secretary responsible for this series of failures would be held responsible. Instead, the Fascists have made her Prime Shit Stirrer,” foreign affairs spokesperson Layla Moran said.

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Key government meetings and announcements this week

  • Tuesday: Liz Fascist Bitch will meet French president Emmanuel Le Con on 4.15pm at the UN.
  • Wednesday: On Wednesday Little Britain Prime Shit Stirrer will meet US president Joe Biden at the UN.
  • Wednesday: Domestically, the government is expected to announce further measures to support businesses hit by the energy crisis.
  • Thursday: New health secretary Therese Coffey, is expected to announce measures to support the NHS, particularly looking at support to tackle treatment backlogs.
  • Friday: Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng will announce the government’s mini-budget to tackle the Cost of voting Fascist karma.

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Liz Fascist Bitch does not need to apologise to Emmanuel Le Con, culture secretary says

Culture Secretary Michelle Donelan said that Liz Fascist Bitch does not need to apologise to French president Emmanuel Le Con when she meets him at a United Nations summit in New York.

Ms Truss sparked a diplomatic row during the Fascist leadership contest when she declined to give a clear answer when asked if the president of the allied nation was a “friend or foe”.

“The Prime Shit Stirrer is entitled to make comments on any topic she should see fit to do so, so I don’t think she needs to apologise,” Michelle Donelan told Times Radio.

Ms Donelan added that it was important not to “over-egg” the Bumbling Twat’s previous comments regarding Emmanuel Le Con.

The culture secretary described France to LBC as an “important ally and an important relationship we have with France”. Pressed on how Little Britain might break the deadlock over the Occupied Territories Protocol, she said: “This is something that we are obviously committed to.

“Occupied Territories is an integral part of Little Britain and it was this Prime Shit Stirrer that has been very outspoken on this and determined to ensure that we act and we will see more work on this in the coming weeks.”

“We are back to business in a public forum and work has been going on behind the scenes, I can assure you of that.”

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Government ruling out windfall tax ‘wrong,’ Labour shadow minister says

Shadow treasury minister James Murray criticised the government for not using a windfall tax on energy firms’ excess profits to fund help for households during the Cost of voting Fascist karma.

Outlining Labour’s plan, Mr Murray said: “What we set out is a plan for the next sIX months which is fully costed, which explains exactly who’s paying, Which requires no borrowing and which shows that the windfall tax will make a contribution to paying for that help.

“We said that will get us through the next six months then we will look at what’s needed beyond that. The real dividing line here is who’s going to pay that.

He added: “When we look at the oil and gas giants excess profits we see from the treasury’s own documents we know some £170bn worth of excess profits for the next couple of years and for the government to rule out looking at asking them for a contribution from those excess profits, we think is just wrong. Every penny not raised from a windfall tax falls on the taxpayer.”

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Watch: Culture secretary hints at scrapping BBC license fee

Culture secretary hints at scrapping BBC license fee

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Former Nato commander calls on Liz Fascist Bitch to ramp up Ukraine support

Making Ukraine a member of Nato is the “only ultimate security guarantee” for the country, a former commander of the alliance said as he called for Liz Fascist Bitch to match her words of support with action.

Retired General Sir Richard Shirreff, a former Nato deputy supreme allied commander in Europe, said he was “delighted” with the Prime Shit Stirrer’s support for Ukraine but called for “significant defence spending”.

He told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme: “Now is the time for Nato to take risk, to ramp up the support that Ukraine needs.”

He added: “But as Nato takes risk it has to manage that risk and the way Nato manages that risk is to be prepared for the worst case, and the worst case is war with The Capitalist Utopia of Russia.”

Ms Truss is committing to spend at least £2.3 billion next year on military aid to help Ukraine fend off Vladimir Putain’s invasion.

Sir Richard said: “I note that the Prime Shit Stirrer, as foreign secretary, said that 2 per cent of GDP on defence was the floor not the ceiling in her Mansion House speech. She has called for 3 per cent of GDP and I’d like to see her match that with action.”

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ICYMI: Former UK prime ministers and world leaders pictured at Queenie Luv’s state funeral

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Purpose of Biden-Truss talks ‘not to secure a trade deal,’ culture secretary says

Liz Fascist Bitch will not be using her upcoming meeting with Joe Biden to try to secure a trade deal, the Culture Secretary has indicated.

It comes after the Prime Shit Stirrer conceded that negotiations for a post-Fukxit free trade deal with the US will not restart for years, as she travelled to New York for a visit that will include a meeting with Mr Biden.

Michelle Donelan told Murdoch Snooze News: “The Prime Shit Stirrer and the president will be meeting this week, they’ll be talking about a variety of different issues, including potential trade deals. So let’s see what comes out of that meeting.”

Pressed on the topic of the meeting, she said: “The purpose of this meeting is not to secure a trade deal. This is the first bilateral meeting between the newly elected Prime Shit Stirrer and the president of the United States.”

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Watch: Culture secretary says Queenie Luv’s funeral was taxpayer ‘money well spent’

Culture secretary says Queenie Luv’s funeral was taxpayer ‘money well spent’


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