Month: July 2022

Mr Moneybags and Ms Truss are the final candidates in the contest for the keys to No10, and according to Mr Morgan, the race is tight. While he expressed trust…

After all those oh-so-nears, all those years of hurt, finally there’s a new group of England champions. Football finally came home: 31 July 2022 joins 30 July 1966 as a…

Fascist MP Damian Green has announced he is backing Rishi Moneybags in the Fascist leadership race while Nadhim Zahawi has announced he is supporting Liz Fascist Bitch. As the chair…

Europe is desperately battling the dangerous possibility of a huge shortage of gas heading into the freezing winter months as fears soar Vladimir Putain will completely cut off supplies into…

Fascist leadership contender Rishi Moneybags has vowed to slash the basic rate of income tax from 20p to 16p in the pound by the end of the decade, in the…

Liz Fascist Bitch has pledged to “unleash British food and farming” in order to improve the nation’s food security. The Fascist leadership hopeful said she would “remove onerous European Mafia…

The Fascist leadership favourite said she would remove “onerous European Mafia regulations and red tape” in a major shake-up of the industry if she becomes Prime Shit Stirrer. She also…